Saturday, September 03, 2005

Butt Ugly!!!

I don't want to hear no shit from guy's. We've all slept with a creatur... errr I mean a woman that we never would of, if we'd been sober. It's funny how alcohol can make things look different. Waking up the next day, and seeing what's sleeping next to you! Wakes you right up don't it? If she happens to be laying on your arm. You'd rather chew it off then wake her up! Dude don't bullshit we've all been there. Fuzzy memory, and all you had fun the night before. So don't forget when your hard up. Alcohol helps to lower your standards. In some cases the more, the better. ~ Raven The Pagan

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8:44 AM  
Blogger Sugar said...

F*ck shit....how the hell do you get all these Spammers! lol

Wot makes you think the 'beer goggles' is just a man thing....I've woken up before now next to 'The Creature from the Swamp Thing' that was only a few hours before a 'Greek God'!!!!

11:03 AM  
Blogger Raven the Pagan said...

I'm changing that shit now!

5:28 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

after 3 am aint nobody ugly.;)

Peace

5:53 PM  
Blogger Karass said...

HAHA. My best friend and I play this game called "3 bagger" when we are at bars. The game is as follows:
The bags denote how many you will need if you were to sleep with the person:
One Bagger: An unpleasant looking person who needs a bag over her head if you are going to do her. 1 point.
Two Bagger: A pretty ugly creature. You will need a bag for her and a bag for you in case her bag falls off. 2 points.
Three Bagger: A hideous ass faced monkey. You will need a bag for her, a bag for you, and a bag for anyone unfortunate enough to be walking by the window (or alernatively, a bag for your dog). 5 points.
At the end of the hour, we tally up the score and whoever loses, pays for a round of shots (thus increasing the chances that we may accidentally go home with one of these 3 baggers).

11:08 PM  
Blogger Karass said...

oh yes, and it can be done with guys as well. And you automatically get 10 points if you find a 3 bagger whose gender is questionable (which is quite common here in Seattle).

11:09 PM  

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